#81

Paranoid about dots and spots and lines on my body, I went to a dermatologist today.

After the initial how old are you? what do you do? (26, fashion design student)... the nursed checked over my concerns.

She used a futuristic magnifying device to look and measure all my moles, even the one on my toe, which I was impressed by the fact she dared to touch someone else's toe at 9am in the morning.

Then she told me to get completely undressed so she can check moles on the rest of my body to compare... and she said she wasn't joking...

So off I was in my underwear, and she asked, 'so who's your favourite designer?'